Sunday 11 April 2010

trying to organise new apartment

>move desk
you can't, the other desk is in the way
>slide other desk out of the way
you can't, it is too heavy with the 6 monitors and TVs on it
>get monitor
taken
>place monitor on floor
dropped
>get monitor
taken
>place monitor on bed
dropped
>get monitor
taken
>place monitor on bed
dropped
>get monitor
taken
>place monitor on bed
dropped
>move desk
you can't, the floor protector mat is in the way
>move mat
you can't, the leg of the bed is pinning it down
>lift bed
you can't, it's too heavy with the monitors on it
>lift bed slightly
done
>move mat
you can't, it's tangled with the flattened boxes under the bed
>sigh
you sigh
>go to living room
you enter the living room
>get really useful box
taken
>go to bedroom
you enter the bedroom
>use really useful box to prop up bed
done
>lift flat boxes
done
>take mat
taken
>slide other desk
you can't while you're holding the mat
>prop mat up against bed
the mat slides down onto the floor, spikes upward
>slide other desk
done
>place desk
done
>turn mat over
you can't, the monitor on the floor is in the way
>get monitor from floor
you walk over the mat to reach the monitor. the mat is spiky!
you lose 1hp
>turn mat over
done
>remove really useful box
done
>stuff boxes back under bed

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